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    Gooner Goo

    Swingers Empire
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    $24.00 USD From $18.00 USD
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What is Gooner Goo?

A handcrafted oil-based glide made for solo rituals, edge sessions, and long nights in. No sticky mess. No reapplying. No distractions. Just a smooth, all-natural, long lasting experience.

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Your Hand Just Got An Upgrade

  • Feels Like Someone Else Is Doing The Job
  • Melts on contact. No stick. No reapplication.
  • Coconut Oil and Jojoba Oil leave skin soft, not greasy
  • VItamin E helps nourish soft skin
  • Long lasting smoothness, NO tacky finish
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Only The Good Stuff, No Bullsh*t

  • No synthetic fragrance
  • No glycerin
  • No parabens

Just 3 body safe ingredients:

  • Coconut Oil
  • Jojoba Oil
  • Vitamin E (in small quantities for skin benefits)
Safety & Usage

Discreet Shipping

No logos. No judgement. Just your goo

  • Ships in plain mailers or unbranded boxes
  • No mention of Gooner Goo on the label
  • Your privacy stays protected, even at the mailbox
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Word On The Street:

  • "Made your hand feel like a mouth"

    - @midnightmotions

  • "Still smooth going on 2 hours in"

    - @grillagrip777

  • "Bought this as a joke and now I'm addicted..."

    - @palmpreacher

Our Promise

We’re good to you — even if you’re not good to yourself.

  • Ships in 1-2 business days
  • Free U.S. shipping on orders over $25
  • If you're not happy, we'll make it right. That's our vibe
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Swingers Empire

Gooner Goo

$18.00 USD
$24.00 USD $18.00 USD
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Safety

For External Use Only

  • Not Latex Safe (oil-based products break down condoms)
  • Compatible with silicon toys
  • Always patch-test if you have sensitive skin
  • No known allergens in our blend, but check with your body