What is Gooner Goo?

Gooner Goo™ is a new skin true glide designed to enhance your masturbation, edging, and solo sessions.

Because it’s natural it doesn’t sit on top of your skin, instead it blends into it.

Melts instantly on contact, feels incredible, and glides smooth for longer lasting sessions.

No stickiness. No Dryness. No unwanted feelings that pull you out of your moment.

Once you try it, nothing else compares.

Feel The Difference
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Why is Gooner Goo Better?

  • Unmatched Texture
  • Feels Like Someone Else Is Doing The Job
  • Designed to Mimimic Real Skin
  • Crafted With Natural Ingredients
  • Nourishes Your Skin WHILE You Play
  • Melts on Contact. No Sticky Mess
  • Natural Oils Leave Skin Soft and Healthy
  • Beeswax Provides Long Lasting Glide
  • No Sticky / Tacky Finish
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All Natural, No Bullsh*t

  • No Glycerin
  • No Parabens
  • No Artificial Ingredients
  • No Synthetic Additives / Fragrances

Just 4 all natural body safe ingredients:

  • Coconut Oil
  • Beeswax
  • Jojoba Oil
  • Vitamin E (in small quantities)
Safety & Usage
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Discreet Shipping

No logos. No judgement. Just your goo

  • Ships in plain mailers or unbranded boxes
  • Your privacy stays protected, even at the mailbox
  • So no one knows what you're up to
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Word On The Street:

  • "Actually made my hand feel like a mouth"

    midnightmotions

  • "This is game changing! I'm still going 2 hours in"

    grillagrip777

  • "Bought this as a joke and now I'm addicted..."

    palmpreacher

Our Promise

We’re good to our customers

  • Ships in 2-3 business days
  • Free U.S. shipping on orders over $30
  • If you're not happy, we'll make it right
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Safety

For External Use Only

  • Not Latex Safe (oil-based products break down condoms)
  • Compatible with silicon toys
  • Always patch-test if you have sensitive skin
  • No known allergens in our blend, but check with your body