Gooner Goo

This isn’t just lube — this is a mouth in a jar.

The ultimate companion for those deep, drawn-out, filthy sessions.

Made with a handcrafted blend of all-natural ingredients:

• Coconut oil for long-lasting glide
• Jojoba oil to mimic natural feel
• Vitamin E for smooth skin & easy cleanup

Gooner Goo melts on contact, stays slick, and keeps you gliding for hours.

No stickiness. No interruptions. No need to reapply. Just relentless fapping that lasts longer than your stamina.

"Makes your hand feel like a mouth."

Rich, thick, addictively smooth — the kind of texture that makes you forget you're alone.

Unscented. All-natural. Not tested on anyone who finished early.

*Disclaimer: Gooner Goo is crafted with body-safe oils gentle enough for solo or partnered play. Not latex-safe. Always patch test on sensitive areas before use. For external use only. If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately. Use responsibly, stroke recklessly*